In the tradition of the Internet vote to name a British polar research ship Boaty McBoatface,* fans are voting overwhelmingly to name San Diego’s prospective Major League Soccer — or “footy,” as the hooligans across the pond call it — expansion team Footy McFooty Face. Personally, I think Footy McFoot Foot rolls off the tongue better.
Plus, then their theme song could be The Shaggs‘ “My Pal Foot Foot”:
* Ignoring the people’s will, the U.K. National Environmental Research Council instead christened the ship the R.S.S. Sir David Attenborough. However, they did give the winning name to a smaller, remote controlled underwater research vehicle (kind of an underwater drone).